The Lone Star state can seem like an enigma to those who have never had the pleasure of spending time there. Jay B. Sauceda, a Texas native, understands the trouble that “foreigners” may have comprehendin’ their Texan neighbors. This funny and engaging primer on how to be a Texan will help you get a better handle on the unique Texas history, language, culture, customs, and do’s and don’ts—whether you’re movin’ there or just passin’ through.